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Sporks and Madness

Who are you? Who sent you!? Why are you staring at me?!!

...Oh. I'm sorry, I thought you were the chihuahua. You haven't seen him, have you? No? Okay, let me just put my bowie away. I am Tif, and I will be your host for the evening, I guess. Let me show you around the place. Oh, I must warn you, the stuff around here isn't suitable for children, or people who act like them. Adult themes may show up (though how they do that when I can't think like an adult is beyond me) and be on the lookout for slash. I will not be held responsible for the horrific things you subject yourself to in here. And don't step on the floor. The monkey doesn't like it when people step on the floor.

[Aaddzz Counter] people prefer smoke machines to lasers-


These are the galleries. Wander the halls and study the works of art and chaos covering the walls. Are they not beautiful? Don't touch, they bite.
Updated 1/6/03! Added Lord of the Rings and Lilo and Stitch galleries, along with pictures of me dressed up for Halloween 2002!

Updated 6/30/03! Added a couple new Sandman pics, promotional shots from Stitch: The Movie, and lots of screencaps from Legacy of Kain: Defiance, hell yes!!!
Pretty pictures

Stuff people said, that I found worth remembering. There's a lot. A whole lot. Mmyep.
Stuff people said.

Works of fiction, of imagination, or stirring beauty and...who am I kidding, my fanfiction and writings. But the stuff from other people is neat.
Updated 10/8! Added all the rest of my X-Men Evo fics, most of which I apparently forgot to add last time.
Updated 9/2! Added a bunch of X-Men Movieverse fics, an X-Men Evo fic, another IZ fic, and a Soul Reaver one, all from CLM challenges!

I'm an Icon*Whore. I've got far too many LJ icons to actually USE on LJ. So I'll share them here. Lucky you!
I'm like a walking billboard!

Wanna find out more about yourself? Wanna see if you've got what it takes? Why not take one of our startlingly revealing quizzes, guaranteed to turn you from the dullard you are into a powerhouse of internet-spawned knowledge?! Coming as soon as I can actually figure out the HTML code for quizzes.

The way out of this teeming pile of madness.

-My guestbook. Look at it! Look at it damn you!!!

-Have a thought? Wish you could share it with someone who cares? Well, until you find that magical person, this will have to suffice.

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Adopt a Zim character now! Adopt a Zim character now!
These two cuties were adopted from Kaijugirl's Zim...adoption center...thingy. Isn't Zim adorable in that trench? I adopted Dib so that he wouldn't be bored...or alone, heh.


Fun! This was created by my friend Cold Silence, in return for getting her hooked on Invader Zim I guess ^_^. I'll put up a link as soon as I find it. Don't take without asking. I'd hate to have to hunt you down and do unpleasant things to you.

-Talk to Spooky!

Disclaimer: All images and characters used and abused within belong to their individual exalted creators, and are reprinted here without permission. Please don't sue me. I'm poor. All scans were created by me, except where otherwise noted. Please ask if you want to use them. The basement is getting kinda full, I don't want to have to put any more thieves down there.