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Haiku of DOOM!

Primary Cast

Zim:

Tiny alien
Overinflated sense of
His own importance

Dib:

Hunting for the proof
To expose the alien
His head is not big

GIR:

Mind of an infant
With a thing for brainfreezies
Beware the red eyes

Gaz:

Slave to the Game Slave
Her brother always annoys
Don't touch the pizza

Secondary Cast

The Tallest:

Great and Almighty
Fighting over the lasers
or the smoke machines

Professor Membrane:

Savior of mankind
Probing the depths of science
Advanced in toasting

Ms. Bitters:

Ancient snake-like crone
Apocalyptic teacher
Harbinger of DOOM

The Chihuahua:

His eyes are bugged out
His ear is torn. Cringe in fear...
For he is Madness

Nny:

Wish Johnny would show
Homicidal Maniac
Censors through the roof

Tertiary Cast

The Saucer Morons:

Searching for space beings
Most alien wannabes
See Jhonen and Frank?

The Planet Jackers:

Galactic truckers
Transporting planets. Quiet or
he'll eat your head.

The N'har Gok:

Child-like warriors
Earth babies don't come from space
But these fighters do

Pustulio:

Ah Pustulio
With your round head and strange grin
We hardly knew you

Disclaimer: Invader Zim belongs to the Almighty Thinnest, Jhonen Vasquez, and the winged monkeys of evil that head Nickelodeon. I do this only out of the deepest respect. Please don't sue me, I have only a couple thousand dollars in college debt to give.

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